if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
The greatest moment in the history of film
you can almost hear it
another year, another comic con i’m not attending
WE´RE GONNA GET TO SEE HAWKEYE, ACTUAL HAWKEYE NOT BRAINWASHED HAWKEYE, HANGING OUT WITH THE AVENGERS BEING A LITTLE SHIT. HE´S GONNA BE SUCH A LITTLE SHIT.
when relatives are coming over and they start talking to you and you act like you know who they are but in reality you’re like
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
bisexuals are accused by straight people of always cheating like there aren’t countless fucking websites made for straight men to find women to cheat on their wives with