247am:

this cat is so pretty I aspire to be half as pretty as this cat on a good day

playthesims:

aww

monobeartheater:

rairatrio:

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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I’m fat and I’m not sorry.
(via chubbylittlewitch)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW