officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

whirlin:

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone."

-Robin Williams

whirlin:

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone."

-Robin Williams

purys:

by Aleksey Apazidi 
The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander.
(via psych-facts) AMEN. (via fahmeeda-zorina-mohammed3)
I’m the jealous type . You wanna know why? Because we started off as “just friends” too
(via akidnamedzenon)
vampishly:

bioluminescent-seadwellers:

takethedamncash:

Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.
- messynessychic

it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence

finally, my room can look like blackreach

vampishly:

bioluminescent-seadwellers:

takethedamncash:

Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.

- messynessychic

it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence

finally, my room can look like blackreach

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. (via llttlemermaid)

asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

image

marvelousmission:

yup. it’s atrocious.

marvelousmission:

yup. it’s atrocious.

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should