thecommonchick:

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Same sis, same

ruby-white-rabbit:

malkavianacts:

thepacificparrotlet:

imperfectandrecycled:

the-dalm:

schazardous:

birbnana

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chickita birbnana

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!!!!

thepacificparrotlet

How does a birbnana fly, do the peels spin around like a helocopter?

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New pokemon confirmed

I like to think they move like a jelly fish or octopus would to swim

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Originally posted by fuckinmiki

averagefairy:

can skin care for men just blow up already I need y'all to take care of your skin so when we kiss and my face rubs up against yours I don’t break out from your DIRTY PORES bitch ! shut up and do a face mask 

peachdoxie:

Miles Morales was instantly relatable in the first 30 seconds of his appearance in Into the Spider-verse when he only sung along to like 28% of the lyrics to Sunflower and just mumbled random syllables to the rest.

funny story

funnystories:

In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.

stormqueen280:

richard-maddens:

y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux

the black men: i beg u excuse me

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I absolutely love the cape.

kurapikawithagun:

kurapikawithagun:

The funniest meme to date is still AS YOU HAVE FORSAKEN JEB SO YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME

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Name one thing funnier than this I dare you

gayseawitch:

hellacarlos:

when u search for a very specific question in google and it shows the exact thing you’re looking for

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worldsworstfather:

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy:

me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems 

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philosophybits:

“Life is a business that does not cover the costs.”

— Arthur Schopenhauer, The World as Will and Representation